Friday Funnies

"Something's Not Right In Who-ville"
Seems an Oregon man thought it'd be a great idea to extort the widow of Dr. Seuss. He threatened to release drawings of the characters in graphic poses is she didn't pay the man $2.5 million. Do they serve green eggs and ham in the pokey?

Governor Joe?
Actor Joe Piscopo considering a run for Governor of New Jersey. Believes his acting career not nearly as embarassing as Jim McGreevey's extra-marital fling.