Wednesday, November 17, 2004

You Know You're A Liberal If...

Blogger Carol Gargaro posted this fantastic list, part of which is below. See if anyone you know fits the bill...

You Know You're A Liberal If...

  • If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.
  • If you think burning the United States flag should be Constitutionally protected but burning a cross should be outlawed.
  • If you can actually believe everyone around Bill Clinton was lying, but Bill Clinton himself was telling the truth.
  • If you think that the American Dream could have only been accomplished in the '60s.
  • If you believe that the "700 Club" are a group of fakes or actors but the people on "The Jerry Springer" show are real people.
  • If Sean Hannity makes no sense and Alan Colmes makes perfect sense.
... and the list goes on.