Not A Bomb, Just An Anti-Alien Device

A mysterious object found in a Davenport home, which prompted a visit by the local bomb squad, turned out not to be a bomb. Instead, it was a device that was supposed to scare off aliens believed to be living under the ground. The device had been left by a previous homeowner, who got it from a friend of a relative.

About the friend: "He's an astrologer who believes aliens live under the ground... He was a little off his rocker."

Do ya' think?