Democratic National Convention Agenda Released

I've received this from two different people, with various events on each, so I've incorporated them into this definitive listing...

Democratic National Convention Agenda

3:30pm - Ice Cream Social, sponsored by National Public Radio
4:00pm - Autograph session with Al Franken, Richard Clark and Al Gore

5:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
5:05pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
5:10pm - Invocation by Jane Fonda.
5:12pm - Inspirational Reading by Richard Gere.
5:15pm - Anti-war songs by Barbra Streisand.
5:25pm - Buring of Rush Limbaugh in effigy
5:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
5:35pm - Tribute theme to France.
5:40pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
5:50pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
6:00pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore).
6:20pm - Anti-war songs from the Dixie Chicks, introduced by Susan Sarandon.
6:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
6:35pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
7:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).

7:20pm - * Intermission *

7:50pm - Anti-war songs from Madonna.
8:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
8:05pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
8:10pm - Appearance by Howard Dean (Performing 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' - The Primal Scream Song).
8:15pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
8:40pm - "My America" - Group reading by Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle and Nancy Pelosi.
8:50pm - Excellence In Broadcasting Awards to Dan Rather and Andy Rooney
9:00pm - Buring of Senator Zell Miller in effigy.
9:15pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
9:30pm - Multiple gay marriage cermony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
9:50pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
10:20pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
10:40pm - Buring of Geoege W. Bush in effigy.
10:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - "What A President Is" presentation by Martin Sheen.
11:00pm - Nomination of Democratic Presidential candidate.