Today's Outrageous Government School Story

...comes from Scottsdale, Arizona. A 17-year-old junior at Saguaro High School was suspended, then arrested and jailed, for wearing a baseball cap sideways. Marlon Morgan apparently was asked to turn the hat around, and when he pointed out other students wearing hats in the same manner, was suspended and promptly placed into custody by Scottsdale's finest. Gotta be tough with the sideways hat thugs, I guess...

In Other Happenings...
Two cousins, aged 70 and 85, kill each other in a duel over water rights in Mexico.

In Poland, a Benedictine nun is facing jail time for driving drunk... on a tractor.

An intellectually challenged crook in Winnipeg tried to break into a car... in the parking lot of the police academy.

Porn director takes day off to film PSA for Christian anti-pornography group.

A self-professed "vampire slayer" in Jacksonville, Florida shoots pizza shop worker.